The Perfect Stallion Lyrics
Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
She’s the best teacher we could hope for!
The perfect stallion you and I must find.
One to really make her heart soar!
This one’s too young;
This one’s too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold!
Hay Fever: Achoo!
This guy’s too silly;
He’s way too uptight.
Persnickety: I say!
Well nothing’s wrong with this one,
He seems alright!
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
How ’bout this one?
He’s much too flashy.
He might do.
[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]
If he weren’t so splashy.
He’s strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly!
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]
I don’t think that we’re mistaken.
It seems all the good ones are taken.
I really feel that at this rate,
We’ll never find the perfect date.
[Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]
Don’t wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves
Oh please, oh please, oh please say-
Big Macintosh: Nope.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]
We did it girls, we’ve found the one!
Who will send our teacher’s heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom: Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
Are you talkin’ about my brother?