Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin’ whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
Its really killin’ that he’s so willin’ to make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
And think what a year can bring
He’s washin dishes and baby clothes
He’s so ambitious he even sews
But don’t forget folks,
Thats what you get folks, for makin’ whoopee
Another year or maybe less
Whats this I hear well can’t you guess
He says he’s busy and she says is he, he’s makin whoopee
He doesn’t have much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he’s funny
says you’ll give six to her
Now he says judge suppose I fail
The judge says boy right into jail
He thinks he’ll keep her I guess its cheaper than makin whoopee
